Not being stuck up or anything but you’d think considering I’m at private school, the rich little shits wouldn’t need to go round stealing other peoples money and mobile phones. I hate my school
reminder that this tweet was ranked in the top 5 celebrity tweets of 2011
Anonymous asked: your my drug and you can get them by looking in a mirror beautiful :)
Can I marry you?
*gets down on one knee*
“Anon… We haven’t known each other for very long but you are one of the kindest and most sweetest anons I’ve ever met… Will you do me the honours of…” *starts chocking up* “… Marrying me?”
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.